05/09/09

Funny Crazy

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Posted by Engr. Muhammad Maroof | Posted in | Posted on 9:13 AM

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Funny Crazy

Unusual Abilities People

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Posted by Engr. Muhammad Maroof | Posted in | Posted on 8:59 AM

Unusual Abilities People

The Eye-Popping Man

Unusual Abilities PeopleClaudio Pinto can pop both of his eyes 4 cm (about 1 and a half inch) or 95% out of their sockets. He's now aiming (poppin'?) for a world record. Mr Pinto has undergone various tests and doctors say they have never seen or heard of a person who can pop the eyes as much as him. Mr Pinto, from Belo Horizonte, said: "It is a pretty easy way to make money. "I can pop my eyes out four centimetres each, it is a gift from God, I feel blessed."

The Lion Whisperer (Kevin Richardson)

Unusual Abilities PeopleAnimal behaviourist Kevin Richardson says he relies on instinct to win the hearts and form an intimate bond with the big cats. He can spend the night curled up with them without the slightest fear of being attacked. His magic works not only work for lions but other animals such as cheetahs, leopards and even hyenas do not hold a threat against him. Lions are his favorites and its a wonder how he can play, carress, cuddle with them whose teeth are sharp enough to bite through thick steel. Its a dangerous job but to Kevin, its more of a passion for him.

The Torture King (Tim Cridland)

Unusual Abilities PeopleTim Cridland doesn't seem to feel pain like the rest of people. He astounded everyone by pushing needles into his arms without flinching and he now performs a terrifying act for audiences all over America. Scientific tests have shown that Tim can tolerate much higher levels of pain than are humanly possible. He explains that, by using mind over matter, he is able to push skewers through his body and put up with extreme heat and cold unharmed - but to do this safely he has extensively studied human anatomy, because puncturing an artery could be fatal.

The Magnetic Man (Liew Thow Lin)

Unusual Abilities People
Liew Thow Lin, a 70-year-old retired contractor in Malaysia, recently made news for pulling a car twenty meters along a level surface by means of an iron chain hooked to an iron plate on his midriff. He says that he discovered he had the amazing ability to make objects stick "magnetically" to his skin, and now he's added car-pulling to his repertoire. After reading an article about a family in Taiwan who possessed such power, he says he took several iron objects and put them on his abdomen, and to his surprise, all the objects including an iron, stuck on his skin and didn't fall down. Since this "gift" is also present in three of his sons and two grandchildren, he figures it's hereditary.

Funny Innocent Questions

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Posted by Engr. Muhammad Maroof | Posted in | Posted on 8:45 AM

Funny Innocent Questions

Funny  Innocent Questions1) OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

Funny  Innocent Questions2) MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

Funny  Innocent Questions4) NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.
She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

Funny  Innocent Questions4) POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform,
She asked, "Are you a cop?" Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right? "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

Funny  Innocent Questions
5) KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."


Celebrities Nails

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Posted by Engr. Muhammad Maroof | Posted in | Posted on 8:37 AM

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Celebrities Nails

Bolly Stars at Lakme Fashion Week

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Posted by Engr. Muhammad Maroof | Posted in | Posted on 8:33 AM

Bolly Stars at Lakme Fashion Week

Bolly Stars at Lakme Fashion
Bolly Stars at Lakme Fashion
Bolly Stars at Lakme Fashion
Bolly Stars at Lakme Fashion
Bolly Stars at Lakme Fashion

Beautiful Kanchipuram Sarees

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Posted by Engr. Muhammad Maroof | Posted in | Posted on 8:29 AM

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Beautiful  Kanchipuram Sarees
Beautiful  Kanchipuram Sarees
Beautiful  Kanchipuram Sarees
Beautiful  Kanchipuram Sarees

Beautiful Kanchipuram Sarees

Beautiful Mehandi Designs

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Posted by Engr. Muhammad Maroof | Posted in | Posted on 8:23 AM

Beautiful Mehandi Designs

Beautiful  Mehandi Design
Beautiful  Mehandi Design
Beautiful  Mehandi Design
Beautiful  Mehandi Design
Beautiful  Mehandi Design

Love is Beautiful

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Posted by Engr. Muhammad Maroof | Posted in | Posted on 8:18 AM

Love is Beautiful


Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then,

life would be much simpler, but then less magical.

My love for you is like water,
Falling countless
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.

Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.

Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see whos thinking of u!
Its me.

Till the end of time
In a world so close to me
I m just so in love
With a girl whos in my heart
I Love U

Pretty Art Wallpapers

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Posted by Engr. Muhammad Maroof | Posted in | Posted on 8:09 AM

Pretty Art Wallpapers

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Pretty Art Wallpaper

Wonderful Sarees

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Posted by Engr. Muhammad Maroof | Posted in | Posted on 7:56 AM

Wonderful Sarees

Wonderful Sarees
Wonderful Sarees
Wonderful Sarees
Wonderful Sarees
Wonderful Sarees